Disclaimer

Other even less legitimate websites often include disclaimers, so why not mine? The descriptions here are intentionally vague so as to dissuade inexperienced hacks from copying this. However, I realize the sheer awesomeness of the project might be too much for some to resist. Anyway, here goes:

This content is provided solely for entertainment purposes. I assume no liability should you decide to attempt this yourself, especially while intoxicated (that takes years of tolerance-building practice). Just to be safe, let's say this is a comprehensive limitation of liability that applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, memory loss, financial loss, loss of beer, income or profit, loss of or damage to property or claims of third parties, memory loss, vodka loss, and so on and so forth.

There. Consider yourself warned. Of course, if you're the type of lummox who gets injured after following some instructions you found on the Internet, you probably won't think twice about suing me. Just remember that I'm a student and don't have any money.